glittertann:

does anyone else check there backseat before getting into their car at night…or is that just me? 

paranoid freak.

The art of trolling…

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: 8errard)


kissmemydarling:

Terry fucking Crews is the man.

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn)